Hello people! Good Morning and a happy Monday to you! I hate Mondays and so I won’t proceed to engage you all in fancy talk, but go straight to why we are here. I saw this movie less than a week after release thanks to the guys at Trace Nigeria (they have this thing called Trace Movie Takeover where they basically have people come see a movie for free, and also drinks and pop corn for free. You should follow them on Twitter and Instagram to be aware of the next time this is happening). Prior to this date, I had to watch Fast and Furious 6 to be able to understand clearly. I am not a very big fan of the Fast and Furious series, so here’s what I thought in summary:
- Why did Deckhard Shaw burn the hospital just like that?
- LOL, what did Iggy do to you guys?
- POW, that punch Letty.
- Letty needs to get past this stage really quick
- Yes, beat him Hobbs! Beat the hell outta this Deckhard Shaw person
- Ugh, c’mon Hobbs!
- First unripe dodo! Elena and Hobbs fall
- Why is Mia keeping mute about her pregnancy?
- Thank God no one was hurt at the Torreto house
- Hobbs daughter is so pretty
- Ugh, I miss you Han
- Yes, Dom you have a chance to beat Shaw now
- Who is Mr Nobody?
- Don’t do this Dom. Don’t agree to Mr Nobody’s terms
- How do you name such a program the God’s eye?
- Oh well, it makes a little sense now, seeing as God sees everything
- Brian agrees to dedicate himself full time now? Hm, so this is how they want to kill Brian?
- Haha, guess who wants to be boss
- LOL Roman is always setting himself up
- This Mose Jakande name is very funny to me
- LOL Roman, jump now
- LMAOOOOO
- LMFAO boss jump now
- Time for more unripe dodo!
- How does Ramsey survive?
- Unripe dodo, without stew
- Unripe dodo, without stew and meat
- Unripe dodo, without stew, meat and juice
- Can’t even believe this Brian and Letty scene
- LMAOOOO
- Okay everybody is safe
- Where can I get Mr Nobody’s kind of health insurance?
- How much does it cost?
- Aww man, Brian is gonna be a daddy again (AND HE KNOWS IT)
- You guys are so cute!
- FLAWLESS
- Roman always setting himself up
- Why didn’t the girl say it wasn’t her birthday?
- Okay, let’s get this done with
- Letty looks amazing!
- I think Ramsey likes Roman more, I mean the R is mutual.
- Man, this car is so fresh.
- I won’t mind cruising in this car right now
- Dom is so strong
- My oh my, Letty has got herself some competition
- BUSTED
- What would they do?
- HAHAHAHA
- Okay, get yourselves out boys and girls!
- Three buildings? WOW
- Hobbs swears he’s Hulk
- I don’t understand what happened
- Car battle? Feast for the eyes
- Bring out the wrenches, Dom
- One of you should just kill the other. This is painful to watch
- Ah, Dom is dead?
- Aww man, after waiting on Letty for so long
- Okay Letty, work wonders!
- “It’s about time”
- AYE! HE AROSE!
- Why don’t they just kill Deckhard now? Why CIA prison?
- Aww this beach scene!
- Time to retire Brian
- OMG!!
- They said farewell
- He went his own way
- For Paul
- Tribute song
- Okay, no tears
- Common, cry Franklin
- No, I won’t
- Walk out of the cinema. Heavy heart, but no tears
- I AM A REAL G!
- So who does Ramsey end up with?
- Maybe Fast and Furious 8 will tell
Rest in Peace Paul Walker!
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LOOOOL loved this!
Number 39 should have been: why does her breast size keep bigging and smalling? She’s wearing gown and it’s big. Now she’s wearing singlet and it’s barely a mosquito bite.
And that Brian and Letty scene how far? I nearly pissed myself laughing. I had dodoverdose on my seat.